Laloo Special :

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, 'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'
Laloo was very surprised. 'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'

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A reporter asked Laloo "What the main reason for divorce?"
Laloo replies "Marriage". 

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When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Lalloo was pleased.
But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her
to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad. She said:"The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side." 

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite Sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only 5 months to do it," Laloo brags.
"Five months? That's too long." the friend exclaims. "You are a fool," Laloo replies. "Read the box, It says 5-7 years." 

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Bill Clinton decided to teach Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the Nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition. Inside The White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out. The whole country and the economy have come to a standstill, and press reporters from all over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome.
At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Lalloo beaming his plendent white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However, Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face. The shocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. President?" Bill replies, "Ee babua hamar kuchh bhi naahi sunta hai!" 

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Anybody want to know what Misa Yadav, Laloo's daughter wrote for her Medical Entrance Exam? 
ANTIBODY - against everyone 
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings 
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after you be eight BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u 
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome 
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing 
CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty 
CHRONIC - neck of a crow 
COMA - punctuation mark 
CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse 
CYST - short for sister 
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose 
DILATE - the late British princess Diana 
DISLOCATION - in this place 
DUODENUM - couple in jeans 
ENEMA - not a friend 
FALSE LABOR - pretending to work 
GENES - blue denim 
GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile 
HERNIA - she is close by 
HYMEN - greeting to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known 
LABOR PAIN - hurt at work 
LACTOSE - person without toes 
LYMPH - walk unsteadily 
MENOPAUSE - I no wait 
MICROBES - small dressing gowns 
OBESITY - city of Obe 
PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize 
PULSE - grain 
PUS - small cat 
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula 
RUPTURE - ecstasy 
SECRETION - hiding anything 
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough 
SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"
TABLET - small table 
TUMOR - extra pair 
ULTRASOUND - radical noise 
URINE - opposite of you're out 
VARICOSE - very close 
VAS DEFERENS - extremely different 
VEIN - at what time? 
VITREOUS HUMOR - both witty & funny 

THE BIGGEST JOKE IS, SHE WAS THROUGH!!!!!!!

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