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Sardarjee :
Santa Singh is the aggressive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India's Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!
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Sardar Banta Singhs boss was always irritated by him, Coz Banta Singh was a major liar. Banta Singh used to claim that he knew Bill Clinton, Atal Bihari Vajaypee, The Pope etc... SO one day his boss decided to test him. He asked Banta Singh to take him to Vajaypee. Banta took him to Delhi and visited Vajaypee at his residence. Vajaypee personally welcomed Banta and asked him to stay for
lunch. Not still convinced his boss asked to meet Bill Clinton. In the White House , Bill Clinton was excited to see Banta and took him to the Oval Room. He knew Banta like childhood friends. The boss still not convinced asked Banta to take him to meet the Pope. In
Rome the Pope appeared in front of thousands of visitors at his balcony on the third floor, Banta not able to get attention from the Pope, decides to go to the balcony where Pope was standing. Banta asks his boss to wait. In 5 minutes he sufaces on the balcony next to the Pope. The pope greets and hugs him. Suddenly he notices his Boss collapsed on the ground. On the way to the hospital he asks his boss, "What Happened?" his boss replies, " Everything was
fine. Untill when u surfaced next to the Pope, A man standing next to me, asked, Who is that man standing next to Banta Singh??? "
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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly.The sardar liked the idea. A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 kms!
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How do you get a Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Why did the sardar stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
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A man asked a sardar: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
"No, who wrote it?"
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The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?".
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be," said Banta with joy," I have been illiterate for so long."
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Mr. Jaswant Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.
Singh asked, " Where is the fat?"
The person didn't understand what Singh was saying and said, " Excuse me sir, FAT???"
Sardar: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat" Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Sardar about the problem.
Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.
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