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Sardarjee :
Once a Sardarji went to America, he saw that a rocket could not start, he asked a man who was incharge of the
station. The sardarji asked him to let the sardarji try. The man said o.k. The sardarji first ordered them to tilt the rocket to 45
degrees, then he ordered to tilt the rocket 90 degrees. The man incharge hit the switch and the rocket went woooooom. The man incharge asked him that "how did you do
it". The sardarji replied that" in our India if the scooter does not
work, we twist it 45 degrees".
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street, which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says, "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says,
"I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.
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A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep
when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the britisher asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid." Next the sardar asked the Britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the Britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the
door. The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
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Why couldn't the manpreet write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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A sardar goes to 'Kaun Banega Crorepati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Sardarji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Sardar : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Sardar : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Sardar : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are sardarji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Sardar : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"
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A Sardar Purchased a new Volkswagon Beetle and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. The Sardar came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time another Sardar came by that way and saw our Sardar, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter. "The Volkswagon people made me fool. They have given me the Car without the engine." Sardar 2 said "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of new Beetle. You can take that." PS : Beetle's have back mounted engines.
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The doctor told the Sardar that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the Sardar called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the
problem? "asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."
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Two Sardars got fed up with the their Govt. and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. the 1st Sardar asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". the other Sardar replies "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere In Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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