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Sardarjee :
Ek Bar Ek Sharabi tha he was addicted to wine. One day he was out of money so he goes to a
temple. There was a huge statue of Hanumanji, He requested to Hanumanji to give him 10 rupees & assured that he will not drink after that day. The priest of the Temple was in the back side of
Statue. Usne 10 rupe yeh sochkar phek diye sayad yeh sarab peni chod de. Uske bad sarabi chala jata
hai. Agle din woh phir se aa jata hai aur hanumanji se phir wahi request karta hai kai main aaj ke bad kabhi nahi peunga sirf aaj mujhe 10 rupe de do, pujari phir se wahi sochkar paise phek deta hai ke sayad yeh sudhar
jaye. Ugle din pujari waha se badi murti hatakar choti si murti rakh deta hai, sarabi phir se aata hai aur upar ki taraf dekhta hai to ushe kuch najar nahi aata hai, phir woh sir jhukakar niche dekhta hai to ushe chote hanumanji najar aate hai, woh unki Thudi par ungli lagakar puchta hai ki "Bete Aapke Papaji Kaha Hai"
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Once a sardar was travelling in a plane when the airhostess announced that we are passing over the equator. the sardar got very excited and picked up his binoculars and started searching for the equator, after some time he called air hostess and demanded
I want to see the equator can't find it and u said we are passing over it. The airhostess embarrased, replied "sir, the equator is just an imaginary line an u can't see it." the sardar got furious and said "but u just announced it that we are passing over it so why can't see it. " this caused a big confusion and arguement in the plane and one crew member passing by got an idea. he came over to the sardar and said "sardarji u look down with your binoculars and
I will show u the equator." the sardar looked down. The crew member plucked an hair from sardarji's head and placed it in front of the binocular. "sardarji can u see the equator ? yes! yes! replied the sardar
I can see it wide and clear. I can even see animals! roaming over it"
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Santa and Banta r two friends and Santa singh has very good job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good Job. Santa singh says , OK next time we will apply together and they do. On
interview day, Santa singh says , first I will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out,
I would give u the all answers and questions. So u go and then answer there. U will get the Job. So, Santa goes in. EMPLOYER: When we got independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when
I know, I will tell u Sir. Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta singh was real
SARDAR: and he remembers all answers and forgot questions. He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER: When were u born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are u Mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell u Sir.
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After a trial had been going on for three days, Santa Singh, the surd accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges." The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded. Santa Singh looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."
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80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are Not
Stupid Convention.
" Santha Singh, the head says," We are all here today to prove to the
world that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One Sardarji steps up. Santha Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen." Obviously,
everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis start cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance.
" Santha Singh says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds, the sardarji eventually says,
"Ninety?" Santha Singh sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardarji starts crying.
80,000 sardarji start yelling, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
Santha Singh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four." Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
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A Sardar was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach. He picked the roach and put it in the
center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the
center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the
center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the
center of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".
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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He Promptly filled the columns titled
NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as To what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair Of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a Search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It Keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The sardar says, "I'll take it!". The next day, he walks into work With his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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