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Sardarjee :
A girl ask her boyfriend (SARDAR) when we get Engaged U'll give me a ring
naa, he replied yes of course give me urs telephone no:
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Once a Sikh, a Hindu, a Muslim & a Christian Priest met & were discussing their collections from offerings from devotees after conducting the prayers. The Christian priest said : "I throw all the collections in the air after drawing a Cross on the floor & whatever falls on the cross
goes to the church & I take the balance" .The Muslim priest said : "I follow a similar principle. I throw all the money after drawing a crescent on the floor &
whatever falls on the crescent goes to the mosque ,the rest I keep" .The Hindu priest says :"I write OM on the
ground & throw all the collections in the air, whatever falls on the OM goes to the temple ,the rest I keep". THEN all of them look at the Sardarji who says: I THORW ALL THE COLLECTIONS IN AIR, WHATEVER GOD KEEPS IS
HIS, WHATEVER FALLS ON THE GROUND , I KEEP IN ALL HUMLITY.
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Once upon a time, Santa Singh was working in a circus and suddenly one of the lions broke off the cage.
Everyone was panicking and so the manager decided to ask our bold sardarji to solve this problem.
So he let him in. Now, as soon as Santa singh entered in the lion roared after him in hunger. so our
Santaji sat into the jeep and raced at top speed. soon to his fate he discovered that the lion was just after him. just ahead there came a diversion so sardarji gave the indicator left and turned right, and luckily the lion went left. but soon after this again he joined the main road and the lion was after him, so this time he gave the indicator for right and turned left, and so did the lion. getting very happy at his cleverness, the sardar laughed. but after a few minutes again he joined the main road and the lion was after him. this time there was no diversion ahead. so our samtaji stopped the jeep and waved the lion to go in front of him as if to
overtake. And the lion even did this. moral of the story:- "there are some sardar species in lions too."
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Mrs. Kartar Singh had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater .
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Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the Ground floor & Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working , Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25thfloor to find Kartar's flat closed from outside and had a note which read : ' How did you enjoy your dinner ? ' Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it , ' Sorry , I could not make it .'
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Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
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The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'
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Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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One foggy evening two Sardarjis went out walking. One of the Sardarji was holding a flashlight, and suddenly he said to his friend: "Why don't you just climb up this light-beam when I am holding the flashlight upwards like this?" His friend looked at him and answered, "No, I can't do that because if I did, you would just turn off the light, and I would fall down."
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