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Bollywood Special :
You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan' to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an ‘Awaara', I am also your ‘Deewana'.
I am making you a ‘Prarthna' to enter my ‘Zindagi' as ‘Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any ‘Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my ‘Dream Girl' with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only ‘Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by ‘Tyag' or to go the ‘Rangeela' way.
Wouldn't you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will ‘Guide' me in ‘Bahar' as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke Liye'. We will live in ‘Naya Zamana' where we will have a ‘Suhana Safar'. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein', our ‘Bandhan' is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand' in ‘Ye Dillagi'.
Aren't you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this ‘Baazigar' be your ‘Boy Friend' and we start ‘Pehli Mohabbat'. This ‘Chahat' is going to lead to a ‘Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for ‘Aao Pyar Karen'.
Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge' as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our ‘Mulakat' will be ‘An Evening in Paris'. ‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa'! ‘Humara Dil Aapke Pass Hai...?'
Mohabbatein.!!!!!!!!!
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Future Movies in IT world
* Mera hardisk tumhare paas hai
* Aao chat kare
* Programmer no 1
* Aaj ka body shopper
* Programmer,recruiter aur bodyshoper
* Badalate platforms
* Kahani Keyboard ki
* Memory aur hard disk
* H1 ko aane do
* Mouse ka gulam
* Java wale job le jayenge
* Skill apana apana
* Hum aapke meomory mein rahate hain
* Do pocessor barah terminal
* Password Apana Apana
* Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
* Ek programmer do body shopper
* H1 se Citizenship tak
* Mera code chal gaya
* Har Din jo mail Karega
* Mera Resume Kora kagaj
*Khel Virus ka
* Virus Aur Antivirus
* Programmer bane Bodyshopper
* Network Ke Ush Paar
* Billing aur Salary
* Platform platform ki baat hai
* Anjaana Bug
* Aayi Production Ki Bela
* Do Gateways
* Debugging koi Khel nahi
* Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay brothers ki Horror film)
* Mera naam developer
* Kaho na Bench hai
* Crash kar di aaapne
* Mein backup lunga
* Pati patni aur computer
* Deployment ki raat
* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
* Dhai akshar HRD ke
* Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
* Hum To US jaayega
* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
* Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
* Ish Bench ki subah kab hogi
* Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
* Tere Cube Ke saamne
* Login karo sajana
* Sapane Stock Option Ke
* Ek Thi vacancy
* Client ko milane de
* Interview ke Sapane
* Naukar PC ka
* Email dena sanam
* Mera Resume Mera Skill
* Hackers ke Site par Hacker
* Experience Bina H1
* Firewall( Diwar)
* Meri debugging
* Jis Desh mein Deshi kam karata hain
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Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet = Salman Khan
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One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film
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Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
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Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
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Once upon a time the Australians made a movie "Gavaskar". Indian crickter Sunil was very happy. he went to see the premier of the film to Australia.by a plane. After seeing the film he was very angry . He went to the producer asking that the film only contain my name not my style and performance. This is injustice to me . I will complain The producer said: nothing is injustice you Indians made "BORDER" did you show "ALLAN BORDER".
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Ek baar ek ladka hota hai aur kadki ladki bridge ke upar khari hoti hai aur ladka niche khada hota hai. ladki gati hai janejigar janeman muj ko hai teri kasam tu jo mujhe na mila mar jaungi mein sanam ladka gata hai jane jigar janeman 80 kilo tera wajan tu jo mere upad gir gayye mar jaunga mein sanam.
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You might have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'in the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...'in this song,waheeda rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song wears the sane dress.
So when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes every sequence,the big question is:why doesn't waheeda rehman change her saree throughout the entire song?....the answer is pretty simple..
because in the first stanza of the song,dev anand sings:
'Oo mera humrahi,meri bah thamen chalna,badle duniya'saree'tum na badalna
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?" Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya -"Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya? Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon,thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? ESOP dega , kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?" Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"
[LOGOUT.....] [LOGOUT.....] [LOGOUT.....]
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Film : Bobby ,
Song : Hum tum ek kamre me bund ho
Baahar se koi mail na aa sake,
Andar se koi data na ja sake
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho,
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho,
Hum tum ek Network pe logged ho,
Aur Server down ho jaye,
Resources se kaho ke NT chod de
Unix le aaye,
Hum tum ek Network pe logged ho,
Aur Server down ho jaye,
Aage hai 4GL ka mela,
Baba mujhe dar lagta hai,
Peeche hai COBOL ke thela .. Hmm,
Kyon dara rahe ho,
Aage hai 4GL ka mela,
Peeche hai COBOL ke thela,
US bhi jaana hai mushkil,
Bench pe rehna hai mushkil,
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho,
Socho kabhi aisa ho to kya ho,
Hum tum Solitaire khel rahe ho,
Aur Page Fault aa jaye,
Hum tum ek Network pe logged ho,
Aur Server down ho jaye,
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