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Community Jokes
MALAYEES
One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oil slick.
TAMILIANS
One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
ANDHRAITES
One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
BENGALIS
One Bengali is a rosagulla shop. Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohum Bagan support group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
RAJASTHANIS
One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three Rajasthanis is a puppet show. Four Rajasthanis is a folk dance-drama.
GOANS
One Goan is Remo Fernandes. Two Goans is a Feni distillery. Three Goans is a football club. Four Goans is an all-night long beach party.
MANGALOREANS
One Mangalorean is a supari seller. Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another. Three Mangaloreans is an Udupi restaurant. Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
BOMBAYITES
One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
MAHARASHTRIANS
One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor. Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi match. Three Maharashtrians is a Ganapati procession. Four Maharashtrains is a Shiv Sena shakha.
GUJARATIS
One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four Gujaratis is a dandiya-raas session all night long.
KUTCHIES
One Kutchie is a kirana shop. Two Kutchies is a stationery shop. Three Kutchies is a saree shop. Four Kutchies is the entire Bombay retail trade.
SARDARJIS
One Sardarji is a truck driver. Two Sardarjis is a roadside dbaha. Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit. Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.
SINDHIS
One Sindhi is a currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory. Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
BIHARIS
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four Biharis is the total literate population of the state.
BHAIYYAS
One Bhaiyya is a milkman. Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuriwala). Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad. Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop. (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL family).
KASHMIRIS
One Kashmire is a boatman. Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory. Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency. Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
KANNADIGAS
One Kannadiga is a coffee estate. Two Kannadigas is a Udupi restaurant. Three Kannadigas is a pepper powder factory. Four Kannadigas is an anti-Cauvery squad.
PUNJABIS
One Punjabi is chhole-bathure 5 times a week. Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night. Three Punjabis is a public fist-fight. Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
PARSIS
One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BC's and MC's. Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer. Three Parsis is a 75 year old and man his two unmarried sisters. Four Parsis is half their remaining population.
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Sindhi Jokes:
What do you call:
A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani
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A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani
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A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja
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A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani
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A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja
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A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani
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A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
Barbra Jhangiani
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A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani
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A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani
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A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)
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A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani
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A communist Sindhi?
Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)
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A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani
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A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani
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A forgetful Sindhi?
Bulo Bhulchandani
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A fashionable Sindhi?
Primlani
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A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani
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A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani
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A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani (Chai-pani is colloquial for "bribe')
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A Sindhi fly?
Makhija
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A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
Thad-ani (Thud-ani)
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A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani (Cripple-ani)
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A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
Mar-jani
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Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because the air is free.
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Bengali Jokes
What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
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What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
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What do you call a bong who does party campaigning for the elections?
Mr. Banner Jee.
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What do you call an angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
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What do you call an enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu
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What do you call a Bengali who works?
A work of fiction
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What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
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What do you call a stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu
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What do you call a Bengali marriage?
Bedding
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What do you call a mad Bengali?
In Sen (insane)
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What do you call a dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha
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What do you call a Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli
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What do you call a perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass
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What do you call a Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla
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What's bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal
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What's bigger than the Bay of Bengal?
The Bengali Ego
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When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says Bow (wow) Also when he bharks (works)
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Why was the Bengali fired from being salesman at Raymond's retails store?
Everytime someone asked him what the material was, he replied "Terrybool".
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