Community Jokes :

Maharashtrian Jokes:

One Maharashtrian who only takes
Lele

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Maharashtrian Bill Gates
Bal Phatak

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A Maharashtrian child molester?
Bal Thokre

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A Maharashtrian A/C repair outfit ?
Garware & Hiwale Co.

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A Maharashtrian strip teaser ?
Suhasini Parkarwarkar

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A Maharashtrian burger?
Vada Pao 

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A Maharashtrian Sena-baiter?
Waghoji Waghmare 

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A Maharashtrian belly dancer?
Shantabai Potdukhe 

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A Maharashtrian who died after taking a loan?
Lone Mela 

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A vegetarian Maharashtrian?
Sadfule Bhajirao 

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A Maharashtrian barber's shop in Tokyo?
Meeshee Kashee Kapoo 

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Gujju Special :

 
How do Gujju's pronounce the word 'fatigue'?
Faa-tee-gee-u! 

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What do you call a gujju with no knees?
Knee-less (Nilesh) 

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What did a Gujju say when a raw mango fell on doctor's head.
Carry (Keri) on Doctor. 

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Why did Bill Clinton have the gujju beaten?
The gujju told him "You are a very IMPOTENT (important) man" 

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Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka Bhaiyya?
The Bhaiyya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH (cash). 

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What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
Tomato KETCHUP (catch-up). 

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A Gujju started putting two locks on his door after seeing this hindi movie.
"Lok Parlok" 

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There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Raju Patel, who was Involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to ask him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash." "Car crash! My Porsche! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you." He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Shilpa, are you here?" "I am here husband, and I will never leave you." "Dilip, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Anil, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Priya, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Raju thoughtfully, "if Shilpa, Dilip, Anil and Priya are here, if all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP?" 

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How was wire invented?
Two gujju's spotted the same coin.

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Why did the Gujju go to London?
To see BIG BEN 

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"Priye!!!!!!! hu taney khub chaha hu chu"
"Kharekhar?"
"Ha, hu bhaley harbadalal jatalo paesadar nathe, pan maro prem
sacho che. Tara matey tu kahey tey hu karva tayar chu!!!!"
"To ek kaam kar...."
"Bol mare jaan"
"aey garbadlal sathey maney parichay karavi dey!!!!!!" 

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Why did the gujju go to Rome ? 
He wanted to listen to POPE ( Pop )music.

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What did the Gujju mean when he said, "alkesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
Alkesh's son failed in statistics... 

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Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams?
He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .

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What did the Gujju have in the morning?
LIGHT SNAKES ( Snacks ) for breakfast. 

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