Community Jokes :

Malayalee Jokes:

What do you call an amazing Malayalee? 
- Pheno Menon

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What do you call a dashing Malayalee? 
- Debo Nair. 

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What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? 
- Kutty Sark. 

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Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
Four to carry the coffin and one person to carry the two-in-one. 

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Why did the Malayalee cross the road? 
To join the trade union on the other side. 

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Tamil Jokes:



Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? 
Comepalakrishnan

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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ? 
Subramanium Didn't See Me. 

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How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? 
Ready....Steady.....PO 

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What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? 
Rangamannar Rangarajan. 

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How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? 
Ivan Lendl (Ivan means 'he' in Tamil). 

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What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ?
Nikkumo Nikkado ( In Tamil it means "will it or won't it" stand?) 

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What is the difference between Kunikudi Vaidyanathan and Gandhiji ? 
One is a voilanist, the other is a non-violanist ! 

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A.P. Special




Why is A.P the land of underwears ? 
Because there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

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What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
Telan-gana-mana ...

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What is the most famous jingle in A.P ? 
A.P days are here again ...

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What is a rich malayalee called ?
Millionayar

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